what do you say when you wake up with a footprint on your crotch?
That there is Ben Golden’s shoe. I rest my case.
more reasons for not giving reason
i felt that you were senseless, so i kept my thoughts to myself
if you decided you wanted to learn a thing or two, you’d be half way there
i won’t be waiting for you, but you’ll learn that second
of course you won’t ever try
but i’ll learn that last
Guiltless Guidance
One night about a week ago, give or take, a very wise NYU professor divulged to me his most desperate wants before he dies. The words, if my memory is correct, were as follows:
“I want every single person to sit in a room with me, and then I want to force them talk to me. They can’t leave until the speak to me; I want them to explain to me HOW I am wrong.”
May I suggest getting started with your talk-capades early? Maybe go around entering people’s rooms unannounced, that would provide you with good material to discuss, or at least a jump off point. May I also suggest you carry a firearm for protection, not for threatening purposes, although depending on how your conversations go you may need it; you have the power to speed up natural selection.
Whatever and whenever or if ever you choose to pursue this life goal, please take me with you.
conversion perversion
my pen raises decibels, sounds like countless vessels of extra-terrestrials
now i just type
