Hear Me Pour

One night about a week ago, give or take, a very wise NYU professor divulged to me his most desperate wants before he dies. The words, if my memory is correct, were as follows:

“I want every single person to sit in a room with me, and then I want to force them talk to me. They can’t leave until the speak to me; I want them to explain to me HOW I am wrong.”

May I suggest getting started with your talk-capades early? Maybe go around entering people’s rooms unannounced, that would provide you with good material to discuss, or at least a jump off point. May I also suggest you carry a firearm for protection, not for threatening purposes, although depending on how your conversations go you may need it; you have the power to speed up natural selection.

Whatever and whenever or if ever you choose to pursue this life goal, please take me with you.